So it was yesterday afternoon I was going to willingly show my children my blog, but then they attacked and I dug my heels in. They, in turn, went ballistic and searched high and low until they found me. Shouldn’t have taken this long, guys! I wrote the previous blog (the one about how I wasn’t surrendering my privacy to them) while they buzzed around me. I’d already had an inkling one had disguised themselves as an alien blogger and left a scathing comment. Yep. It was teen two. Now, the booger barrage continues as they find it humorous to go on and leave “anonymous” and cruel comments, along with thumbs down and poor star ratings. And so their youth is revealed. Pretending to be someone else is not justification for using profanity. I WILL spam it. Tsk. Tsk. (That comes from their Dad’s side.)
Time for reinforcements. I’m thinking I need to blog about the many, many foolish things they’ve done over time. Perhaps I can reveal secret crushes. Or, shall I talk about my sex life? This could be fun. Any other good ones, fellow bloggers who aren’t really my teens?
It’s sad to think a little deterrent would stop me. Nope. Mama’s strong. Anyone have thoughts for these little boogers? I appreciate your MATURE and WISE suggestions for them below. 🙂